I might have cancer…or hemmhoroids

Life’s been moving at a rapid little clip these past few weeks.  I’ve thrown back into a student’s schedule and been juggling the responsibilities of being mom and wife.  I can’t complain though.  I’ve been learning a lot and although some things have fallen through the cracks on the home front, I’m happy. It’s been a challenge trying to let go of the Stepford idea of what a good mom does and how she acts…difficult to accept that while I forgot our turn on snack day that the world won’t fall apart and that there are worse travesties than a classroom of five year olds missing their Goldfish fix.

Life as a student is good. My classmates are young and earnest, with a propensity for drama that can be hard to take seriously.  There is an 18 year old that manages to redirect every conversation to one which revolves around her fiance. I try to avoid her and her unwarranted advice on relationships. Another really talented cheerleader type wowed us with her knowledge of the drink special rotations for the local bars in town. After a few minutes she admitted to a recent phase of cocaine experimentation that quickly shifted into daily use.  It wasn’t really surprising after learning she’d started to waitress at her favorite bar and needed the energy to wake up early for school. Still I tried not be condescending as I heard an old story with new players, shaking my head as I told her to watch herself. She just laughed…I kept my stories to myself. Better that she think I’m a cloistered middle aged  type. That and I don’t want to give her any ideas.

Another girl was talking about the stress that she was under and told me that she’d been seriously ill since school  started. I’ve been privy to her complaints about her parents, her boss at her fast food job, and the boyfriend who got upset about her inability to text him during our limited breaks.  I didn’t remember her mentioning that she hadn’t felt well, her biggest ailment being flat hair and a few blemishes.  She looked at me solemnly and told me that her mother was worried that she might have cancer…or hemorrhoids. The anticlimax made me throw my head back and belly laugh.  I thought of her lunches of chili cheese fries and Hot Pockets and looked over at her face, which barely hid her disgust at my inappropriate response.

I guess I’m just not that grown up after all.

Fragile- A dream told

rain boots

I had a dream last night about a small family. The man was in his mid thirties, dark haired and scruffy looking.  The woman was slightly built with a swing bob and an air of independence that was enviable. They were both youngish,if not chronologically then in the way that some people are when they’ve been able to fend away the monotony of obligation. Their child was a sandy haired little boy with a glass bubble giggle and red rain boots.

I watched them as they walked down a dirty city sidewalk, the parents like phantoms in black denim, the father smoking cigarettes and the mother walking at a sing song pace while their son danced like a flicker of light between them.   I blinked my eyes and they were sitting in an arboretum, the boy frolicking and the father reading a shabby paperback as the mother held her face up to the sky, I turned away and when I looked back I saw the couple riding on a small motorcycle down a crowded alleyway, the gravel shimmering with rain.  Slow motion as the front tire of the bike hit a pothole and the slight form floating into the air, slamming down onto ground in front of her, crumpling as the heavy tires rolled over her body. Then tears, running pink down a panicked face, a call for help as a crowd gathers uselessly, sirens in the air.

There I stood, a witness along the edges as time sped forward, gray strands marking the time through a widowers hair and the easy smile of a little boy replaced by the petulant pout across teenage lips.

We are so fragile, in this world full of hard edges and sharp people.  It’s all I could think as I cut through the surface of my dream and came back to my life.

*image from stock-clip.com

Hot as a radioactive kiss

It’s hot outside. I know that this is one of the most disingenuous statements one can say in the dead of summer, but it begs to be articulated, so I’ve decided to come up with a more poetic way to communicate such a banal sentiment.


The heat is white as a bone, bleaching away all of the joy that comes with daylight. It leaves  a decimate landscape of cracked earth, brown crunchy grass, returning it all to nothing.Not even the clouds survive its radioactive kiss.

Bright scalding light, radiating bright, burning tender white flesh leaving blisters in its wake.

Death is a white knight dressed in heat, flames curling quietly up his legs.  There are ashes made of sun scalded skin curling away, leaving behind the oily residue of  suntan lotion and the scent of coconuts.

The spirit of southern melancholia stems from oppressive sunlight and heat. Monsters try to hide in the dark but are illuminated by the phosphorescence of the sun, ashamed as they sit in the corner, bloated and stinking. No one can hide here,so we are resigned to face our darkest parts and accept that they are us.

*Photo from sodahead.com

I’ve missed the smell of books

I didn’t realize it, but I did. I got a kindle a couple of years ago, mainly because I wanted something that was easier to read in bed at night.  I’ve always been a reader and when I was working, I did most of my reading in bed, so an e-reader seemed like a good decision.

When I first got it, it was pure love.  I could read without disturbing my husband or having to fiddle around with a book light. When I was done with a book, I could shop for a new book without having to find time to get to the bookstore or even leaving my bed  I got hooked up to the library’s digital catalog and there was no turning back.

After a few months, there was trouble in paradise.  My Kindle is linked to a dictionary and Wiki, which is really great, but not without it’s caveats.  Trying to find out what a turn of phrase meant or trying to picture what a certain flower looked like was only as difficult as highlighting and holding my finger on the screen.  The downfall was/is  that it is so much easier to get distracted and wander off to Pinterest, Google images and your book stays by the wayside.

There is nothing that matches the feeling of wandering through a bookstore and browsing the shelves.  You can do this online, but without the smell of paper and the promise held in the cover images as they sit on the shelf, well, it just isn’t the same.  Libraries are like churches to me, and I missed going into the hallowed silence and walking through the stacks, fingers grazing the spines, looking for the titles that called to me.  It was almost a spiritual experience, and some of the best books that I’ve read were found just wandering and picking up what looked interesting. The creative energy of so many authors vibrating through the shelves is almost tangible and makes online browsing feel antiseptic.

The other day I took my kids to the library to use the kids computers, wander the stacks and just hang out.  I began walking down the quiet aisles and a book caught my eye.  The cover art was whimsical without being precious and the author was one whose stories I enjoyed. I held the thick volume in my hand and let my fingers run over the pages,the soft edges tickling my fingertips. I carried it with me as I helped my 5 year old daughter pick a book and placed it on the counter along with Harry Potter and Madeline.  It sat on my kitchen table for a couple of days since I was finishing up a kindle book on my kindle.  I finally picked it up one night before bed. My husband was in Louisiana for work, and I had the bed, and the bedside lamp,to myself.  I began reading without the illuminated pages and felt my eyes relax, which was interesting, because I wasn’t aware of the initial strain of the screen.  I was reminded of how reading was an escape after I put the book down. No distractions just a flick away, just me and the story. I realized that reading was a tactile experience and I’d missed it.

I can’t say that I’m done with my kindle.  I like the convenience and I have a subscription service where I can read as many books as I’d like without having to deal with waiting lists and holds.  I also don’t have room for physical books.  Still, I think that it’s important to revisit the experience of reading an actual book. Savoring the feeling of taking little sips of words as the author paints a picture and grasping the pages in our hands, forever a testament to the fact that words do matter.

They say it comes in threes


I am headed to a memorial service this afternoon. The day before my birthday, we got the news that my husband’s uncle passed away.  He was a good man with a bad problem or problems.  He looked for comfort at the bottom of a beer can and his body couldn’t keep up with the constant grind on his body.  I found out at dinner, before a group of friends was about to go and watch the celluloid bump and grind that is Magic Mike. Suffice to say that I had to bow out and I made my way home teary eyed and saddened by the loss.

Earlier today I got the news that the husband of an old co-worker lost his battle with prostate cancer.  He’d been diagnosed right around the time that I was dealing with my father’s last days before his death.  While my father’s health took a turn for the worst, he rallied and his wife began the razor’s edge dance of trying to care for a critically ill spouse and making the shaky transition to primary breadwinner.  After two years of chemotherapy, surgeries and periods of respite, they’d found that the cancer had spread and he took his steps into the unknown.

As I sit here taking advantage of a quiet moment before we all climb into the car and make our way to the next town over, I can’t help but think of the old saying, “Death always comes in threes.”  On brighter days, I can laugh at silly superstitions  Today, I am reminded that each of us has a tenuous hold on this life and I find it a little harder to thumb my nose at Old Lady Death.

Image courtesy of raw-multimedia.com

I’m quitting you

I’ve decided to back away from the social construct that is Facebook for a while.  I’m tired of how good it is at masking how isolated so many of us are.  It’s particularly dangerous for me since I can literally stay home and not talk to anyone other than my husband and kids for days on end.  It can veer towards the unhealthy very quickly.  My natural state leans towards the melancholy and depression runs deep in my family.  While people are proclaiming how they are searching for their bliss, there are lots of times that I am  dangerously close to only treading water and going through the motions.  It’s okay, and I don’t say this as a cry for help.  I say it with the same mater of fact tone that comes with sharing that you have hypertension or diabetes.  It’s just one of the things that makes me who I am. In order to stay healthy I have to pay attention to how I’m feeling, eat well, exercise, sleep enough and everything will be okay.

In a few short days I will turn 39.  I am nearing the end of my sabbatical from work life. School and a new career are right around the corner. It’s an exciting time for me.  I’m still young, but like the old saying goes, once you realize that you are still young, you are in the twilight hours and enjoying the last moments of it’s warm glow..or maybe I just made that up  in the churning wheel that is my imagination.

I’ve been off of Facebook for about a week and I’ve read three books, taken two day trips with my family and have begun to enjoy the silence that has started to replace the constant din of hundreds of opinions and memes, written by other people for the sole purpose of succinctly explaining exactly how the masses feel in one sarcastic, cynical sentence.  I’ve had the opportunity to read and absorb news at my leisure and to form opinions away from the outside influence of people who reside outside of my day to day circle, and whose thoughts, I frankly don’t really care about.   It feels good to reclaim the notion of not giving a shit about what other people think, and the freedom makes me feel more like myself.  I wouldn’t say that I’m a follower, but I subscribe to the concept of  good manners ( which I believe still exist!)  and I do tend to operate with a certain level of consideration to those around me. I don’t like to offend people, which would be a shock to the girl I was 15 years ago, and it gets tiring feeling consideration for those who probably have no thought of me. Well, let me rephrase that, I don’t like to shock people unnecessarily, and if I do, I’d rather do it to someone’s face.   It’s a strange paradigm. I do get tired of reading  bullshit ideas, regurgitated  canned media blurbs about how one should feel when you join the grown up gangs of “liberal” or “conservatives”. It makes me laugh to consider how these ideologies remind me so much of a less cool version of “soc’s” and “drapes”.  It’s all so silly when you think of it through the lens of high school cliques and gangs.  All of the old players are still there and it makes me yearn for the simplicity that was supposed to come with the dawning of the milestone age of 40, where you are confident in yourself and who you are and are able to shake off the opinions of people that don’t matter.  I think that perhaps the old paradigm has shifted and social media has made it easier to reside in a sort of arrested development, where it’s easy to get caught up in what Suzy Q is doing and how other good and respectable folks are spending their time.  In the end, who cares what everyone else is doing and what everyone else thinks, just as long as you can feel good about how you spend your time and you end your days feeling satisfied that you are at least living on your own terms.

I’m rambling, but I’m trying to get reacquainted with the concept that an idea can take more than a few words to communicate.  If you’re reading this off my posting on Facebook and we are friends, please forgive me if I’ve not commented on any of your postings or photos. I’m not trying to blow anyone off, just looking for a little quiet and peace. I’m still interested in how people are doing, what funny thought you had while in line at the bank or how that snarky waitress pissed you off when you were out with your friends, the only difference is that I want to hear it in your voice and watch the expressions on your face change when you tell me that you wanted to scream or pull someone’s hair out. I want real human connection, not a numbers game where we get to pretend that we’re popular and relevant because our likes  and friends count tell us that we matter.

Tired of thinking of what I am *not* going to do

So the main goal of my Sobriety Challenge is that I want to clear my brain and adjust my perspective.  Not drinking is one facet, but being more productive is something that I’d like to focus my attention on. I don’t want to obsess on what I am not going to do and I know that my time is better spent thinking of what I would like to achieve.  Writing everyday is high on my list of priorities. Thlis blog is a testament to that.  A little everyday, no matter how mundane.

This morning finally activated my Writer’s Market account to hunt down places to publish a couple of stories that I have written. No more dragging ass. It felt good and I have already found a couple of places that look promising.

My to do list for the day:

1. Gym- This endorphin rush is important!

2. Lowes: We are remodeling our bathroom and it’s finally time to paint.  I also need some small clay pots and soil for a small garden that I am starting.

3. Home school lessons with the minion. If we don’t work for at least 30 minutes a day, we get behind and spend too much time playing on the computer, watching television and doing everything else that rots the brain.

4. Laundry. The endless battle, but as a perk, I get to watch Empire while I do it.  I love you Cookie!

5. Edit. Killing my darlings and doing some rewriting.  I’m looking forward to this.

Challenge progress: Day 4 underway.  So far so good.. Chris was craving a burger and a beer when he got home from work,  so he took us out to dinner last night.  We went to BJ’s and I had the best N/A Bloody Mary. The bartender garnished it with a celery stalk, a dressed glass and two plump olives. It was the prettiest drink I’ve seen in a while and I felt fancy.  The best part of all was that  I ate my dinner not overly concerned about a calorie overload.  Having a short list of favorite mocktails is going to be a big help as I go through this challenge.  Best of all, the tab was lower than what we usually spend, which made our wallet happy. First time out at a restaurant successful.